The Federation of New Ambumpire is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working population of 432 million New Ambumpireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willowdale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The thriving New Ambumpirean economy, worth 29.7 trillion Stenzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 68,711 Stenzes, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, the "Rump Diet" is all the rage, New Ambumpire has designated Willowdale as its capital city, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Ambumpire's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Ambumpire is ranked 220,734^th in the world and 3,566^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -86.38 on the Scary Big Number Scale.