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Most Secular: 2,459thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,986thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,063rd
The Interplanetary Cow Communes of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Moo
Angry Cow
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Alesland

Population1.952 billion

CapitalPlanet I
LeaderAngry Cow
FaithStaring

CurrencyGold Bars
AnimalCow

The Interplanetary Cow Communes of New Alesland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Angry Cow with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.952 billion Rumans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Planet I. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New Aleslandian economy, worth 300 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 154,179 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", Cows have more rights than the average citizen, and people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Alesland's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Staring.

New Alesland is ranked 165,428th in the world and 289th in Thaecia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 756.38 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,986thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,063rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,339thSafest: 4,509thMost Inclusive: 4,653rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,674thNicest Citizens: 4,833rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,071stMost Influential: 5,557thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,998thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,468thMost Pacifist: 6,551stHighest Food Quality: 6,594thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,163rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,540thLargest Governments: 7,581stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,627thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,926thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,114thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,264thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,708thMost Developed: 8,880thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,050thMost Cultured: 9,456thMost Efficient Economies: 9,646thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,814thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,150thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,353rdBest Weather: 10,644thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,123rdSmartest Citizens: 11,724thLowest Crime Rates: 11,920thHealthiest Citizens: 13,409thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,751stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14,572ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,571stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,621st
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Most Secular: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Alesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : New Alesland was endorsed by The Democratic Federation of Ttyxious.
  • : New Alesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Alesland, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
  • : Following new legislation in New Alesland, Cows have more rights than the average citizen.
  • : New Alesland was endorsed by The Republic of Mardis.
  • : New Alesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : New Alesland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Historical Founderless Region Preservation Act ".
  • : New Alesland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Removal of Space Debris".
  • : Following new legislation in New Alesland, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".

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