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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 951stLargest Populations: 5,062ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,599th
The Empire of Greater Nifon of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Wind, Forest, Fire, Mountain
Shogun Maki Kojiro
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Aeyariss

Population26.581 billion

LeaderShogun Maki Kojiro
FaithKogyokist Christianity


The Empire of Greater Nifon of New Aeyariss is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Shogun Maki Kojiro with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.581 billion Nifonese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ishikawa. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nifonese economy, worth a remarkable 2,448 trillion Mons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 92,131 Mons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, Nifonese incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Aeyariss's national animal is the Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kogyokist Christianity.

New Aeyariss is ranked 204,122nd in the world and 13th in Kali Yuga for Most Extreme, scoring 14.12 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 951stTop
Largest Populations: 5,062ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,599thHighest Economic Output: 7,988thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,431stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,498thMost Cultured: 12,670thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,670thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,170thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,968thHighest Food Quality: 24,213thMost Influential: 24,857thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,043rdMost Efficient Economies: 27,136thMost Developed: 27,149thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,897thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 28,010thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28,841st
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

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