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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 972ndLargest Populations: 5,195thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,525th
The Empire of Greater Nifon of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Wind, Forest, Fire, Mountain
Shogun Maki Kojiro
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Aeyariss

Population25.238 billion

LeaderShogun Maki Kojiro
FaithKogyokist Christianity


The Empire of Greater Nifon of New Aeyariss is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Shogun Maki Kojiro with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.238 billion Nifonese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ishikawa. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nifonese economy, worth a remarkable 2,325 trillion Ryōs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 92,131 Ryōs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, Nifonese incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Aeyariss's national animal is the Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kogyokist Christianity.

New Aeyariss is ranked 69,534th in the world and 5th in Kali Yuga for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.93 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 972ndTop
Largest Populations: 5,195thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,525thHighest Economic Output: 7,943rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,021stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,108thMost Cultured: 11,845thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,964thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,311thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,397thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,397thHighest Food Quality: 22,774thMost Efficient Economies: 24,003rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,523rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,686thMost Developed: 25,011thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,892nd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

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