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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 145thLeast Corrupt Governments: 145thSafest: 317th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
With Truth,Work And Struggle We Will Succeed
President William Danchick
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Acardia

Population25.36 billion

CapitalImperial City
LeaderPresident William Danchick
FaithPluralism

CurrencyDollar
Animaldouble headed eagle

The Federal Republic of New Acardia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President William Danchick with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 25.36 billion Acardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient New Acardian economy, worth a remarkable 4,239 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 167,175 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, and on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. New Acardia's national animal is the double headed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pluralism.

New Acardia is ranked 213,366th in the world and 8th in The Conservative Coalition for Most Armed, with 0.18 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 145thLeast Corrupt Governments: 145thSafest: 317thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 547thMost Devout: 610thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 706thLargest Mining Sector: 718thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,081stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,867thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,367thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,731stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,774thLowest Crime Rates: 3,083rdLargest Populations: 4,026thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,244thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,254thMost Avoided: 4,345thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,017thMost Efficient Economies: 8,596thHealthiest Citizens: 9,989thHighest Average Incomes: 10,940thMost Stationary: 11,030thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 13,350thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,804thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,427thMost Influential: 14,631stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,653rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,803rdMost Developed: 17,444th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Acardia, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
  • : Following new legislation in New Acardia, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
  • : Following new legislation in New Acardia, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in New Acardia, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in New Acardia, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in New Acardia, President William Danchick's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in New Acardia, soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads.
  • : Following new legislation in New Acardia, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in New Acardia, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in New Acardia, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.

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