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Safest: 6,968th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,632nd Most Pacifist: 8,493rd
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New Aavalon

Population3.244 billion

CapitalSafe Haven
LeaderKing Harold XV
FaithThe Sisters

CurrencyFarthing
AnimalBoar

The Republic of New Aavalon is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Harold XV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.244 billion New Aavalonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Safe Haven. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming New Aavalonian economy, worth 265 trillion Farthings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,960 Farthings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Aavalon's national animal is the Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Sisters.

New Aavalon is ranked 43,536th in the world and 3rd in Cloud Kingdom for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,342.43 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Pacifist: 8,493rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,390thBest Weather: 9,485thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,917thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,374thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,388thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,804thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,884thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,079thNicest Citizens: 13,207thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,487thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,102ndLargest Publishing Industry: 14,306thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,580thLowest Crime Rates: 14,614thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,355thMost Devout: 15,629thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,321stMost Cultured: 16,420thMost Developed: 16,588thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,931st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Aavalon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured, Most Subsidized Industry, and Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in New Aavalon, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
  • : Following new legislation in New Aavalon, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Aavalon, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in New Aavalon, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in New Aavalon, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : New Aavalon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in New Aavalon, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : New Aavalon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Aavalon, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.

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