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Most Conservative: 5,431st Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,108th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,099th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Health and Happiness”
Influence
Dominator
WA Delegate / Chief of Military and Propaganda
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New-Turkmenistan

Population106 million

CurrencyManat
Animal“Akhal Teke” Horse

The Republic of New-Turkmenistan is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 106 million New-Turkmenistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.2%.

The very strong New-Turkmenistanian economy, worth 5.02 trillion Manats a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 47,379 Manats, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for New-Turkmenistan, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New-Turkmenistan's national animal is the “Akhal Teke” Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New-Turkmenistan is ranked 139,228th in the world and 2nd in Tyrannia for Most Stationary, with 8.38355019008 Days.

Top
5%
Most Conservative: 5,431stTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,108thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,099thMost Authoritarian: 11,330thMost Avoided: 12,692ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,107th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New-Turkmenistan added the tag "Religious" to Tyrannia.
  • : New-Turkmenistan created a new poll in Tyrannia: "Tyrannia Parliament Election in New-Turkmenistan".
  • : New-Turkmenistan altered the regional flag of Tyrannia.
  • : Following new legislation in New-Turkmenistan, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in New-Turkmenistan, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in New-Turkmenistan, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in New-Turkmenistan, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for New-Turkmenistan.
  • : Following new legislation in New-Turkmenistan, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : New-Turkmenistan's influence in Tyrannia fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : New-Turkmenistan's influence in Tyrannia fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".

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