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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,123rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,408thLargest Black Market: 5,259th
The People's Free Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Get to work!
Bobby
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New-ish Zealand

Population9.428 billion

LeaderBobby

CurrencyKiwi
AnimalKiwi

The People's Free Republic of New-ish Zealand is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bobby with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.428 billion New-ish Zealanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New-ish Zealandish economy, worth a remarkable 1,388 trillion Kiwis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,311 Kiwis, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, colonial subjects have New-ish Zealandish culture shoved down their throats, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New-ish Zealand's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New-ish Zealand is ranked 18,055th in the world and 1st in Ayy lmaoland for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,418.71 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,123rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,408thLargest Black Market: 5,259thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,331stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,710thLowest Crime Rates: 6,166thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,329thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,490thHealthiest Citizens: 7,859thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,263rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,504thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,667thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,404thMost Developed: 9,414thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,075thLargest Governments: 10,112thMost Conservative: 10,477thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 11,123rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,183rdHighest Economic Output: 11,857thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,067thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,434thMost Authoritarian: 13,239thHighest Average Incomes: 14,131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,432ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,503rdLargest Welfare Programs: 16,995thMost Secular: 17,074thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,055thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,621stSmartest Citizens: 21,105th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New-ish Zealand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : New-ish Zealand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : New-ish Zealand's influence in Ayy lmaoland fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in New-ish Zealand, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : New-ish Zealand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : New-ish Zealand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : New-ish Zealand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : New-ish Zealand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : New-ish Zealand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Governments, and Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : New-ish Zealand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.

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