The Constitutional Monarchy of Nevelja is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Skander Ejup with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.262 billion Nevelyans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriezyl. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Neveljan economy, worth a remarkable 1,560 trillion Issies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 249,175 Issies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,118,781 per year while the poor average 34,297, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, notable individuals are granted land and titles, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Skander Ejup performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nevelja's national animal is the Eurasian Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Calvinism.

Nevelja is ranked 2,755^th in the world and 17^th in Europe for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 144.29 on the Hayek Index.