The Constitutional Monarchy of Nevelja is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Skander Ejup with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.6 billion Nevelyans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriezyl. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Neveljan economy, worth 661 trillion Issies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 183,746 Issies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,175,205 per year while the poor average 11,762, a ratio of 99.9 to 1.

Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the doctor has cold hands, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nevelja's national animal is the Eurasian Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Nevelja is ranked 17,016^th in the world and 36^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 114.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.