The Constitutional Monarchy of Nevelja is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Skander Ejup with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.456 billion Nevelyans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriezyl. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Neveljan economy, worth 977 trillion Issies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 219,336 Issies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 674,133 per year while the poor average 55,167, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

A valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and Skander Ejup is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nevelja's national animal is the Eurasian Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Nevelja is ranked 209,799^th in the world and 1,268^th in Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -12.25 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.