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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,102nd Most Cultured: 2,419th Most Efficient Economies: 2,931st
The Windische Empire of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Za Honor, Braterstwo, i Ojczyznę
Influence
Envoy
Deputy Secretary General
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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NeuPolska

Population12.808 billion

CapitalWarszawa
LeaderEmperor Dominik I Lichnowsky

CurrencyCzerwony Złoty
AnimalWhite-Tailed Eagle

The Windische Empire of NeuPolska is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Dominik I Lichnowsky with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 12.808 billion Windes enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warszawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Windische economy, worth a remarkable 1,537 trillion Czerwony Złoties a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 120,080 Czerwony Złoties, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 355,263 per year while the poor average 31,887, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the nation is devoted to world peas, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NeuPolska's national animal is the White-Tailed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

NeuPolska is ranked 169,200th in the world and 32nd in The Commonwealth of Crowns for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -17.83 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,102ndMost Cultured: 2,419thMost Efficient Economies: 2,931stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,438thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,371stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,628thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,647thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,761stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,898thMost Developed: 7,312thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,534thMost Influential: 7,729thHighest Economic Output: 8,261stBest Weather: 8,290thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 9,979thHealthiest Citizens: 10,869thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,932ndNudest: 11,980thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,154thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,459thLargest Populations: 13,598thSmartest Citizens: 13,948thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,013thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,166thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,283rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,982ndLargest Governments: 17,301st
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the region

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