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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 549thMost Subsidized Industry: 661stMost Corrupt Governments: 721st
The Crown Plutocracy of
Corporate Police State
Xiimt opisja ridit nixani
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Neuewland

Population8.76 billion

CapitalNeuhamlet
LeaderSchmidt Johnson
FaithSjaanism

CurrencyGram Platinum
AnimalNeuew Ground Squirrel

The Crown Plutocracy of Neuewland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Schmidt Johnson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.76 billion Neuew are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuhamlet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuew economy, worth a remarkable 3,518 trillion Gram Platinums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 401,637 Gram Platinums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,914,696 per year while the poor average 49,510, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind, and bored sailors desperately hope that someone will shoot at them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuewland's national animal is the Neuew Ground Squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sjaanism.

Neuewland is ranked 34,084th in the world and 38th in Anteria for Fattest Citizens, with 14.14 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 549thMost Subsidized Industry: 661stMost Corrupt Governments: 721stMost Efficient Economies: 727thHighest Average Incomes: 774thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 782ndLargest Black Market: 864thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 869thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 884thLargest Retail Industry: 939thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,023rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,240thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,289thLargest Mining Sector: 1,560thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,580thMost Armed: 1,735thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,835thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,849thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,498thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,006thRudest Citizens: 3,108thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,377thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,525thHighest Economic Output: 3,758thSmartest Citizens: 3,916thLargest Governments: 4,033rdMost Developed: 4,053rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,650thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,786thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,830thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,538thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,280thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,511thMost Influential: 9,357thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,024thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,306thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,815thMost Stationary: 12,930thMost Cultured: 13,344thMost Secular: 15,595thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,991stMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,830thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,541stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,941st
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neuewland lodged a message on the Anteria Regional Message Board.
  • : Neuewland lodged a message on the Anteria Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuewland, bored sailors desperately hope that someone will shoot at them.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuewland, enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuewland, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuewland, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuewland, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty".
  • : Following new legislation in Neuewland, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuewland, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuewland, the military has gone fission for more funding.

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