The Xoghekanate of Neuewland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dospokin XXXVII with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.539 billion Nyals are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyalizhag. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nyal economy, worth a remarkable 7,018 trillion Tyrsus a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 424,364 Tyrsus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit, the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuewland's national animal is the Sivuk Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sjaanism.

Neuewland is ranked 2,416^th in the world and 2^nd in Anteria for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 19,988.48 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.