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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 543rdMost Subsidized Industry: 685thMost Corrupt Governments: 728th
The Crown Plutocracy of
Corporate Police State
Xiimt opisja ridit nixani
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.586 billion

LeaderSchmidt Johnson

CurrencyGram Platinum
AnimalNeuew Ground Squirrel

The Crown Plutocracy of Neuewland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Schmidt Johnson with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.586 billion Neuew are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuhamlet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuew economy, worth a remarkable 3,423 trillion Gram Platinums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 398,763 Gram Platinums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,923,843 per year while the poor average 48,054, a ratio of 40.0 to 1.

Kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, and the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuewland's national animal is the Neuew Ground Squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sjaanism.

Neuewland is ranked 244,356th in the world and 341st in Anteria for Best Weather, with -433 Meters Of Sunlight.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 543rdMost Subsidized Industry: 685thMost Corrupt Governments: 728thMost Efficient Economies: 734thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 785thHighest Average Incomes: 788thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 864thLargest Black Market: 880thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 884thLargest Retail Industry: 968thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,017thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,221stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,355thLargest Mining Sector: 1,655thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,684thMost Armed: 1,712thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,844thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,863rdTop
Most Avoided: 2,543rdRudest Citizens: 2,959thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,040thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,453rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,546thHighest Economic Output: 3,882ndSmartest Citizens: 3,892ndMost Developed: 4,073rdLargest Governments: 4,092ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,519thLowest Crime Rates: 4,594thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,605thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,257thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,477thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,569thMost Influential: 9,373rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,083rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,385thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,081stMost Stationary: 13,122ndMost Cultured: 13,760thMost Secular: 15,757thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,416thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,247thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,644thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,462nd
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 33rd in the region

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