The Commonwealth of Neuerstaat is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Representatives of the Volksparlament with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate population of 2.856 billion Neuerstaatliches are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wächterstadt. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neuerstaatian economy, worth 341 trillion Neuerstaater Glänzend Ǥs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,531 Neuerstaater Glänzend Ǥs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Representatives of the Volksparlament's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and billions of Neuerstaater Glänzend Ǥs are spent to take high-quality photos of the Cachalot Whale Nebula. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuerstaat's national animal is the Cachalot Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neuerstaat is ranked 305,751^st in the world and 113^th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Primitive, scoring -382.51 on the Scary Big Number Scale.