by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,183rdMost Conservative: 20,914thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,964th
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Population100 million


The Kingdom of Neuebremen is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 100 million Neuebremenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.1%.

The strong Neuebremenian economy, worth 5.81 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,122 Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 176,345 per year while the poor average 14,892, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Neuebremenian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, only adults may purchase violent video games, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuebremen's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Neuebremen is ranked 276,940th in the world and 4,867th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,183rdTop
Most Conservative: 20,914thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,964thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,463rdMost Primitive: 27,707th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 94th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 388th in the regionFattest Citizens: 392nd in the regionMost Conservative: 437th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 484th in the region

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