by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 8,034thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,300th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
You are already dead
some random guy on the street
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Neue Coolidge

Population2.62 billion

Leadersome random guy on the street

Animalraving lunatic

The Empire of Neue Coolidge is a massive, safe nation, ruled by some random guy on the street with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.62 billion people are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SCP-001. The average income tax rate is 49.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Neue Coolidgean economy, worth 108 trillion redacteds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 41,296 redacteds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, and 90% of active duty NCAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neue Coolidge's national animal is the raving lunatic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is onionism.

Neue Coolidge is ranked 52,920th in the world and 1,613th in Balder for Most Extreme, scoring 26.03 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Primitive: 8,034thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,300th
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Most Income Equality: 655th in the region

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