The Monarchy of Neuber is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nober III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.589 billion Neubers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupoon Creek. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Neubero economy, worth 407 trillion New Neus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 157,246 New Neus, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,058,329 per year while the poor average 8,709, a ratio of 121 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the country is preparing for war, squatters are reclaiming abandoned igloos, and corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuber's national animal is the Neubero Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Athiesm.

Neuber is ranked 71,250^th in the world and 220^th in Conch Kingdom for Smartest Citizens, with 37.43 quips per hour.