The Monarchy of Neuber is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nober II with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enforced nudity, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.416 billion Neubers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupoon Creek. The average income tax rate is 42.6%.

The powerhouse Neubero economy, worth 176 trillion New Neus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,440 New Neus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A religion now admits men and women into its clergy, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Neuber's national animal is the Neubero Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a religion.

Neuber is ranked 185,399^th in the world and 8,313^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 23.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.