The Democratic Republic of Neu Germania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by John Xina with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.161 billion Neu Germanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Welthauptstadt Germania. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neu Germanian economy, worth 709 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,509 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, the only science is political science, the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neu Germania's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nacho.

Neu Germania is ranked 177,810^th in the world and 6,350^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -63.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.