Population | 1.859 billion |
Capital | Maxxtopia |
Leader | CEO from Maxx Inc |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Maxx-Mark |
Animal | Kobold |
The Incorporated States of Nesstobia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by CEO from Maxx Inc with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.859 billion Maxxianars are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maxxtopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Maxxich economy, worth 283 trillion Maxx-Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,531 Maxx-Marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,371,286 per year while the poor average 2,128, a ratio of 644 to 1.
It is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Nesstobia has found 2 easter eggs), war is made in the name of love, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle, and museums occasionally burn priceless artifacts in order to intimidate foreign curators. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Nesstobia's national animal is the Kobold, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
Nesstobia is ranked 15,861st in the world and 6th in Anime for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,028.65 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Nesstobia, museums occasionally burn priceless artifacts in order to intimidate foreign curators.
- : Following new legislation in
Nesstobia, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle.
- : Following new legislation in
Nesstobia, war is made in the name of love.
- : Following new legislation in
Nesstobia, it is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Nesstobia has found 2 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in
Nesstobia, citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender.
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Nesstobia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Atlantian Oceania".
- : Following new legislation in
Nesstobia, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
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Nesstobia was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
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Nesstobia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Nesstobia, the newest shade developed by Nesstobia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.