The Republic of Nes Omn Andordia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The cynical population of 313 million The Paragon of Corporate Powers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The strong Nes Omn Andordian economy, worth 16.7 trillion Dolars a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,344 Dolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, children are expected to carve their own toys, and the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nes Omn Andordia's national animal is the Cat.

Nes Omn Andordia is ranked 194,432^nd in the world and 5^th in General Istavvnbul for Largest Black Market, with 26.3 billion Standard Monetary Units.