The Kingdom of Neru is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by HMEM High King Alexandre with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 17.809 billion Neruviae are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ourem. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Neruvian economy, worth a remarkable 2,729 trillion Reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,267 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, foreign leaders are advising that HMEM High King Alexandre's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neru's national animal is the Neruvian Island Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Neru.

Neru is ranked 27,629^th in the world and 8^th in The Commonwealth of Crowns for Most Stationary, with 952.99406369452 days.