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Most Valuable International Artwork: 512thLowest Crime Rates: 915thMost Secular: 1,101st
The Absolute Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For the Land , For The Family and For The Emperor
Influence
Hermit
Governor / Emperor
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Nerasian Empire

Population6.281 billion

CapitalImperial City of Nazaire
LeaderEmperor Gustav IV

CurrencyNares
AnimalImperial Snow Eagle

The Absolute Monarchy of Nerasian Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Gustav IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.281 billion Nerasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial City of Nazaire. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nerasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,281 trillion Nareses a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,069 Nareses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nerasian Empire's national animal is the Imperial Snow Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nerasian Empire is ranked 170,345th in the world and 1st in Imperial Continent for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 38.73 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 512thLowest Crime Rates: 915thMost Secular: 1,101stHealthiest Citizens: 1,175thMost Patriotic: 1,218thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,367thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,930thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,965thSafest: 2,255thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,250thBest Weather: 3,270thMost Developed: 3,371stLargest Governments: 4,306thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,772ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,916thSmartest Citizens: 6,439thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,618thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,761stMost Efficient Economies: 6,814thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,473rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,689thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,032ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,638thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,929thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,130thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,735thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,981stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,010thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14,583rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,913thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,321stMost Beautiful Environments: 16,427thMost Pacifist: 17,008thHighest Economic Output: 22,632ndMost Influential: 25,907th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nerasian Empire, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Nerasian Empire, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Nerasian Empire, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nerasian Empire, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Nerasian Empire, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
  • : Following new legislation in Nerasian Empire, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Nerasian Empire, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Nerasian Empire, time flies when you're not having fun.
  • : Following new legislation in Nerasian Empire, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Nerasian Empire, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Nerasian Empire.

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