Population | 1.246 billion |
Capital | NP-10 |
Leader | Chief Executive Officer |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | South Pacific Orca |
The Federation of Neptunvia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chief Executive Officer with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.246 billion Neptunvians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NP-10. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Neptunvian economy, worth 164 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,729 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Interest in globalism never flags, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neptunvia's national animal is the South Pacific Orca, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Neptunvia is ranked 154,206th in the world and 5,447th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 821.67 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Neptunvia, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased.
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Neptunvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in
Neptunvia, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
- : Following new legislation in
Neptunvia, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
- : Following new legislation in
Neptunvia, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in
Neptunvia, many in Neptunvia are born in the purple.
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Neptunvia, the official Neptunvian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
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Neptunvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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Neptunvia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
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Neptunvia, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.