The Federation of Neptunvia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chief Executive Officer with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.246 billion Neptunvians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NP-10. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunvian economy, worth 164 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,729 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Interest in globalism never flags, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neptunvia's national animal is the South Pacific Orca, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Neptunvia is ranked 154,206^th in the world and 5,447^th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 821.67 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.