The Smug Ice Cream Girl of Neopolitan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Neopolitan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.959 billion Neopolitanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beacon. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neopolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,259 trillion liens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 181,016 liens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is totally unknown. Neopolitan's national animal is the arctic hare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Neopolitan is ranked 95,605^th in the world and 79^th in The Black Hawks for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,124.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.