by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Rudest Citizens: 1,760th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,072nd Highest Crime Rates: 2,255th
The Pretitle dot dot dot of
Anarchy
I'm not a Businessman, I'm a Business, Man!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Neop

Population3.861 billion

CapitalThe Middle of Nowhere
LeaderJay-Z
FaithHating the NPO because its cool now

CurrencyNeuro
AnimalUtility Monster

The Pretitle dot dot dot of Neop is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jay-Z with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.861 billion Neop live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Middle of Nowhere. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The all-consuming Neop economy, worth 501 trillion Neuros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 129,861 Neuros, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor, and Utility Monster is one of the most popular forenames in Neop. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Neop's national animal is the Utility Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hating the NPO because its cool now.

Neop is ranked 143,283rd in the world and 7,118th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Top
5%
Rudest Citizens: 1,760thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,072ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,255thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,411thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,432ndMost Armed: 3,224thLargest Retail Industry: 3,861stFattest Citizens: 3,975thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,256thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,696thMost Avoided: 4,868thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,234thMost Politically Free: 5,755thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,921stTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,940thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,523rdLargest Mining Sector: 11,087thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,695th
Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 62nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 65th in the regionTop
5%
Most Armed: 93rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 101st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 108th in the regionFattest Citizens: 112th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Avoided: 126th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 131st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 133rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 198th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 252nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 276th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 315th in the regionMost Politically Free: 343rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 372nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 417th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 430th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 659th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 678th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 697th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 733rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 777th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 779th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neop, Utility Monster is one of the most popular forenames in Neop.
  • : Following new legislation in Neop, the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor.
  • : Following new legislation in Neop, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Neop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Neop changed its national nation type to "Pretitle dot dot dot".
  • : Neop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Neop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Neop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Neop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Neop, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.

More...

View Forum posts

Report