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Most Inclusive: 133rd Largest Welfare Programs: 139th Most Cultured: 206th
The Sympathic Cerebronymphocracy of
Left-wing Utopia
Mind and Body
Influence
Enforcer
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Neonymphonia

Population6.291 billion

CapitalThe Conclave
LeaderAphroarch Sylveah
Faiththe Sympath

CurrencyPulse
AnimalSylph

The Sympathic Cerebronymphocracy of Neonymphonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Aphroarch Sylveah with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.291 billion Nymphonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Conclave. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nymphonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,662 trillion Pulses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 264,210 Pulses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, Neonymphonia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime is totally unknown. Neonymphonia's national animal is the Sylph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Sympath.

Neonymphonia is ranked 21,612th in the world and 8th in Rosaceae Sanguinare for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 279,826.57 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Inclusive: 133rdLargest Welfare Programs: 139thMost Cultured: 206thMost Developed: 207thMost Beautiful Environments: 238thMost Advanced Public Education: 249thHighest Average Tax Rates: 249thLongest Average Lifespans: 265thMost Cheerful Citizens: 266thMost Devout: 270thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 297thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 317thNicest Citizens: 318thLeast Corrupt Governments: 321stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 336thLargest Governments: 347thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 353rdMost Subsidized Industry: 388thMost Rebellious Youth: 390thMost Compassionate Citizens: 396thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 418thHighest Poor Incomes: 449thSmartest Citizens: 519thBest Weather: 702ndSafest: 889thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,080thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,163rdHighest Drug Use: 1,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,485thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,567thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,574thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,086thHighest Average Incomes: 2,303rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,307thHealthiest Citizens: 3,046thMost Politically Free: 4,491stMost Extreme: 5,046thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,253rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,913thNudest: 5,969thRudest Citizens: 6,592ndHighest Economic Output: 7,111thMost Income Equality: 7,260thTop
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Most Stationary: 12,674thMost Influential: 15,727th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neonymphonia's influence in Rosaceae Sanguinare fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Following new legislation in Neonymphonia, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Neonymphonia, Neonymphonia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Neonymphonia, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Neonymphonia, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Neonymphonia, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Neonymphonia, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Neonymphonia, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.
  • : Following new legislation in Neonymphonia, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Neonymphonia, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.

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