The Remnants of old glories of Neonian Imperium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Dearest Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.042 billion Neonian Imperiumians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NeoN 2018. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.3%.

The powerhouse Neonian Imperiumian economy, worth 229 trillion NeoNs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 75,293 NeoNs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 337,495 per year while the poor average 10,394, a ratio of 32.5 to 1.

School cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems, The Dearest Leader's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, and APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neonian Imperium's national animal is the Cat-Kind, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mechanielism.

Neonian Imperium is ranked 313,033^rd in the world and 3^rd in Neonian Empire for Nudest, with 4.5 cheeks per square mile.