Population | 13.41 billion |
Capital | Neoburgtownville City |
Leader | The Partridge Family |
Faith | That Old Time Religion |
Currency | Bone |
Animal | NeoLazarFish |
The Trust Territory of NeoLazarus is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Partridge Family with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.41 billion NeoLazarenes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neoburgtownville City. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Neolazarish economy, worth a remarkable 2,214 trillion Bones a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,141 Bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, vaccinations are mandatory, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, and cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NeoLazarus's national animal is the NeoLazarFish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is That Old Time Religion.
NeoLazarus is ranked 266,236th in the world and 5th in Meerkanteel for Most Stationary, with 12.35226292788 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NeoLazarus's influence in Meerkanteel fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : NeoLazarus's influence in Meerkanteel fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : NeoLazarus's influence in Meerkanteel fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : NeoLazarus's influence in Meerkanteel rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : NeoLazarus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : NeoLazarus's influence in Meerkanteel rose from "Zero" to "Eminence Grise".
- : NeoLazarus relocated from Balder to Meerkanteel.
- : NeoLazarus altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in NeoLazarus, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare.
- : Following new legislation in NeoLazarus, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.