The Empire of Neo URSS is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Niko Bellic with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 2.818 billion Neo URSSians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaburo. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neo URSSian economy, worth 638 trillion Dracos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 226,415 Dracos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, criminals are thrown to the Dragons to repay their debt to society, and soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neo URSS's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Fordism.

Neo URSS is ranked 88,094^th in the world and 81^st in Lands End for Most Stationary, with 240.64986681732 days.