The Most Serene Republic of Neo Splatoonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by DJ Ikagêso Scampï with a fair hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.319 billion Inklings and Octarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inkopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Splatooned economy, worth 199 trillion super sea snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 150,932 super sea snails, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 797,579 per year while the poor average 15,168, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

The nation is in perpetual campaign mode, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Neo Splatoonia in search of Great Zapfish, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neo Splatoonia's national animal is the Great Zapfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neo Splatoonia is ranked 231,809^th in the world and 90^th in The Vincence Empire for Best Weather, with 45 Meters Of Sunlight.