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Rudest Citizens: 1,572ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,466thHighest Crime Rates: 2,569th
The Most Serene Republic of
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Neo Splatoonia

Population3.794 billion

CapitalInkopolis
LeaderDJ IkagÍso ScampÔ

Currencysuper sea snail
AnimalGreat Zapfish

The Most Serene Republic of Neo Splatoonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by DJ IkagÍso ScampÔ with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.794 billion Inklings and Octarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inkopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Splatooned economy, worth 646 trillion super sea snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 170,354 super sea snails, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 520,398 per year while the poor average 43,224, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, card collectors duel to the death, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Splatooned Navy. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neo Splatoonia's national animal is the Great Zapfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neo Splatoonia is ranked 38,574th in the world and 2nd in The Vincence Empire for Most Patriotic, with 23.77 flags saluted per person per day.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,572ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,466thHighest Crime Rates: 2,569thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,407thLargest Retail Industry: 3,884thMost Armed: 5,969thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,531stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,844thNudest: 8,363rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,823rdLargest Black Market: 10,073rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,751stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,822ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,144thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,379thMost Devout: 12,139thMost Efficient Economies: 12,401stTop
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Most Avoided: 14,355thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,423rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,743rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,871stMost Inclusive: 19,447thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,410thLargest Gambling Industry: 21,774thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,763rdMost Cultured: 24,840thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26,326th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Splatooned Navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, card collectors duel to the death.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
  • : Neo Splatoonia lodged a message on the Japan Regional Message Board.
  • : Neo Splatoonia lodged a message on the The Vincence Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : Neo Splatoonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Neo Splatoonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Neo Splatoonia lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, all you have to do is pray to get into Neo Splatoonia.

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