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Rudest Citizens: 1,981stHighest Crime Rates: 2,592ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,787th
The Most Serene Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Staaaaay Fresh Off The Hook! Chaos Within Order!
Minister of the National Survey
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Neo Splatoonia

Population1.319 billion

LeaderDJ IkagÍso ScampÔ

Currencysuper sea snail
AnimalGreat Zapfish

The Most Serene Republic of Neo Splatoonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by DJ IkagÍso ScampÔ with a fair hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.319 billion Inklings and Octarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inkopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Splatooned economy, worth 199 trillion super sea snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 150,932 super sea snails, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 797,579 per year while the poor average 15,168, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

The nation is in perpetual campaign mode, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Neo Splatoonia in search of Great Zapfish, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neo Splatoonia's national animal is the Great Zapfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neo Splatoonia is ranked 231,809th in the world and 90th in The Vincence Empire for Best Weather, with 45 Meters Of Sunlight.

Rudest Citizens: 1,981stTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,592ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,787thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,950thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,553rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,176thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,202ndMost Armed: 7,832ndNudest: 7,933rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,427thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,897thMost Devout: 11,665thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,362ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,951stHighest Average Incomes: 14,006thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,478thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,655thMost Efficient Economies: 14,729thMost Avoided: 17,281stMost Inclusive: 18,035thHighest Drug Use: 20,058thLargest Black Market: 20,095thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,261stMost Cultured: 22,831stLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,863rd
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the region

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