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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,342nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,354th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,501st
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Neo Polisophos

Population6.234 billion

CapitalHighest Probability Density of The MO


The Nation of Neo Polisophos is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Neo with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.234 billion Polisophians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highest Probability Density of The MO. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Polisophian economy, worth a remarkable 1,150 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 184,485 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 598,160 per year while the poor average 42,934, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, the doctor has cold hands, and playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Polisophos's national animal is the Cockatiel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo Polisophos is ranked 4,149th in the world and 3rd in The League of Conservative Nations for Safest, scoring 130.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,342ndTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,354thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,501stRudest Citizens: 2,529thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,853rdMost Influential: 3,128thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,545thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,082ndSafest: 4,149thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,338thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,543rdSmartest Citizens: 5,893rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,636thHighest Average Incomes: 7,051stMost Developed: 7,677thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8,585thLargest Retail Industry: 8,717thMost Politically Free: 9,640thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,928thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,797thHighest Economic Output: 11,077thLowest Crime Rates: 12,167thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,590thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,824thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,291stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,493rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,498thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,525th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the region

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