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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,190th Most Influential: 1,325th Largest Populations: 2,650th
The Great Satan of
Father Knows Best State
Purge them all!
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Neo Kervoskia

Population25.112 billion

CapitalNeo Kervoskia City
Faitha major religion

Animaloppressor monkey

The Great Satan of Neo Kervoskia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 25.112 billion Neo Kervoskians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Environment, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Kervoskia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.7%.

The very strong Neo Kervoskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,239 trillion kersvos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Soda Sales and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 49,367 kersvos, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The military has quashed a recent coup attempt, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Kervoskia's national animal is the oppressor monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Neo Kervoskia is ranked 156,414th in the world and 5,090th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.27 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,190thMost Influential: 1,325thTop
Largest Populations: 2,650thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,029thLargest Black Market: 3,471stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,023rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,062ndBest Weather: 6,580thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,176thTop
Highest Drug Use: 9,880thHighest Economic Output: 10,141stLargest Welfare Programs: 11,488thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,531stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,970thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,382ndMost Stationary: 13,000thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,239thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,404thFattest Citizens: 16,708th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 58th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 171st in the regionMost Stationary: 172nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 216th in the regionBest Weather: 237th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 261st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 270th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 349th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 408th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 500th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 505th in the region

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