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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,128th Most Influential: 1,320th Largest Populations: 2,644th
The Great Satan of
Father Knows Best State
Purge them all!
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Neo Kervoskia

Population25.1 billion

CapitalNeo Kervoskia City
Faitha major religion

Animaloppressor monkey

The Great Satan of Neo Kervoskia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 25.1 billion Neo Kervoskians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Environment, with Healthcare, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Kervoskia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.7%.

The very strong Neo Kervoskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,239 trillion kersvos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Soda Sales and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 49,367 kersvos, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The military has quashed a recent coup attempt, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Kervoskia's national animal is the oppressor monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Neo Kervoskia is ranked 156,669th in the world and 5,070th in Osiris for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,128thMost Influential: 1,320thTop
Largest Populations: 2,644thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,036thLargest Black Market: 3,476thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,988thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,063rdBest Weather: 6,577thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,176thTop
Highest Drug Use: 9,870thHighest Economic Output: 10,129thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,495thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,521stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,958thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,370thMost Stationary: 13,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,191stHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,376thFattest Citizens: 16,686th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 59th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 115th in the regionMost Stationary: 172nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 174th in the regionLargest Black Market: 214th in the regionBest Weather: 232nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 257th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 267th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 344th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 405th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 498th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 499th in the region

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