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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,182ndLargest Populations: 2,621stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,078th
The Formerly Great Satan of
Father Knows Best State
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Neo Kervoskia

Population34.985 billion

CapitalNeo Kervoskia City
Faitha major religion

Currencykersvos
Animaloppressor monkey

The Formerly Great Satan of Neo Kervoskia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 34.985 billion Neo Kervoskians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Kervoskia City. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Neo Kervoskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,940 trillion kersvos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,468 kersvos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has quashed a recent coup attempt, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Kervoskia's national animal is the oppressor monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Neo Kervoskia is ranked 20,616th in the world and 472nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 90 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,182ndLargest Populations: 2,621stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,078thBest Weather: 4,989thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,018thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,178thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,518thHighest Economic Output: 12,794thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,968thMost Influential: 13,868thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,242ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 17,715thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,750thMost Cultured: 20,616thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,806thHighest Food Quality: 22,835th
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Largest Populations: 50th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 86th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 129th in the regionBest Weather: 130th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 227th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 263rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 301st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 343rd in the regionMost Influential: 357th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 379th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 404th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 451st in the regionMost Cultured: 472nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 486th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 505th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 544th in the region

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