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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,384thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,705thMost Patriotic: 1,998th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In glory we shall prevail!
Supreme Chairman Dynamo
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Neo Infinitium

Population1.241 billion

CapitalEuropa
LeaderSupreme Chairman Dynamo
FaithAtheism

CurrencyHexic
AnimalAxolotl

The People's Republic of Neo Infinitium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chairman Dynamo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.241 billion Infiniters are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europa. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Infinitish economy, worth 217 trillion Hexics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,005 Hexics, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The might of the entire Infinitish Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, and most pop videos prominently feature the Infinitish flag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Infinitium's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Neo Infinitium is ranked 79,548th in the world and 239th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 35.91 quips per hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,384thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,705thMost Patriotic: 1,998thTop
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Most Secular: 2,781stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,320thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,904thMost Conservative: 3,963rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,052ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,295thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,669thMost Authoritarian: 5,095thLargest Mining Sector: 6,261stMost Avoided: 6,632ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,827thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,011thLargest Black Market: 8,529thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,188thHighest Average Incomes: 10,389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,507thLargest Governments: 11,746thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,872ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,657thMost Income Equality: 20,584thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,082ndMost Extreme: 24,626th
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Most Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neo Infinitium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, most pop videos prominently feature the Infinitish flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, the might of the entire Infinitish Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Neo Infinitium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, children often kick Axolotls for amusement.

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