The People's Republic of Neo Infinitium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chairman Dynamo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.241 billion Infiniters are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europa. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Infinitish economy, worth 217 trillion Hexics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,005 Hexics, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The might of the entire Infinitish Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, and most pop videos prominently feature the Infinitish flag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Infinitium's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Neo Infinitium is ranked 79,548^th in the world and 239^th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 35.91 quips per hour.