The Imperial Prefectures of Neo Gurori is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Hitori with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.634 billion Guronese are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guronopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The thriving Guronese economy, worth 209 trillion Gurons a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 57,517 Gurons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,594 per year while the poor average 11,732, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Emperor Hitori has just been declared ruler of Neo Gurori in an international press conference, Neo Gurori has designated Guronopolis as its capital city, and Church of the Kraken has been named as Neo Gurori's national religion. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neo Gurori's national animal is the Kraken, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Church of the Kraken.

Neo Gurori is ranked 53,395^th in the world and 12^th in Kerbin for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 203,594 Standard Monetary Units.