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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,734th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,877th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,231st
The United Strasserist Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All Hail Eurasia, The Home Of The Master Race
Nikolai Kuzmin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Neo Eurasian Commonwealth

Population1.391 billion

LeaderNikolai Kuzmin

CurrencyEurasian Ruble
AnimalEurasian Bear

The United Strasserist Republic of Neo Eurasian Commonwealth is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nikolai Kuzmin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.391 billion Eurasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The all-consuming Eurasian economy, worth 194 trillion Eurasian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,825 Eurasian Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and the fattest folk in Neo Eurasian Commonwealth look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Eurasian Commonwealth's national animal is the Eurasian Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Neo Eurasian Commonwealth is ranked 4,231st in the world and 1st in 1980s America for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,420.79 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,734thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,877thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,231stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,859thLargest Mining Sector: 5,229thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,243rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,390thMost Avoided: 7,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,025thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 11,393rdLargest Black Market: 12,837thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,211thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,709thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,752ndMost Authoritarian: 14,840thHighest Average Incomes: 14,840thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,969thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,578thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,912th

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