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Largest Populations: 559th Highest Economic Output: 772nd Largest Mining Sector: 933rd
The Viceroyalty of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Nemo Me Impune Lacessit
Janos II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Neo BrightonBurg

Population34.061 billion

LeaderJanos II
FaithOrange Catholic

CurrencyGold or Silver Krona
AnimalWild Tusked Boar

The Viceroyalty of Neo BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Janos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.061 billion Neo BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newtowne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo BrightonBurgian economy, worth a remarkable 6,752 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 198,255 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 636,128 per year while the poor average 46,851, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Neo BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Tusked Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

Neo BrightonBurg is ranked 160,171st in the world and 38th in One big Island for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -39.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Populations: 559thHighest Economic Output: 772ndLargest Mining Sector: 933rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,019thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,239thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,520thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,677thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,756thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,782ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,900thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,100thMost Devout: 2,109thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,227thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,825thSafest: 2,832ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,924thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,271stMost Avoided: 3,604thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,471stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,105thHighest Average Incomes: 5,831stLowest Crime Rates: 6,300thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 8,263rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,965thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,310thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,048thLargest Black Market: 14,875thFattest Citizens: 15,234thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,644thMost Cultured: 16,103rd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the region

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