Population | 7.042 billion |
Capital | Camelot |
Leader | Chancellor Arthur Pendragon |
Currency | Gald |
Animal | Dolphin |
The Holy Republic of Neo Avallon is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Arthur Pendragon with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.042 billion Neo Avallonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camelot. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Neo Avallonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,539 trillion Galds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 218,566 Galds, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Chancellor Arthur Pendragon's wardrobe, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neo Avallon's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Neo Avallon is ranked 1,737th in the world and 3rd in Astral Sea for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 201,737.34 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neo Avallon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Avallon, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
- : Neo Avallon was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
- : Neo Avallon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Avallon, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
- : Neo Avallon was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Neo Avallon, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Avallon, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Chancellor Arthur Pendragon's wardrobe.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Avallon, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
- : Neo Avallon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.