The Triarchy of Neo American Union is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Triumvirate with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.646 billion Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Alexandria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,594 trillion American Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 184,430 American Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,490,142 per year while the poor average 5,138, a ratio of 290 to 1.

A citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo American Union's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secularism.

Neo American Union is ranked 14,255^th in the world and 7^th in Barbaria for Highest Average Incomes, with 184,430.16 Standard Monetary Units.