Population | 5.937 billion |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | squirrel |
The Mute Icecream Waifu of Neo61 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.937 billion Neo61ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Neo61ian economy, worth 649 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,399 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The police double as repo men, the face of Leader is a permanent feature of the Neo61 City skyline, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo61's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Neo61 is ranked 47,603rd in the world and 880th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Stationary, with 925.99866430492 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neo61 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Neo61, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
- : Following new legislation in Neo61, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
- : Following new legislation in Neo61, the face of Leader is a permanent feature of the Neo61 City skyline.
- : Following new legislation in Neo61, the police double as repo men.
- : Following new legislation in Neo61, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Neo61, Neo61ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Following new legislation in Neo61, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.
- : Following new legislation in Neo61, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in Neo61, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.