Population | 6.009 billion |
Currency | denier |
Animal | wolf |
The Best Girl of Neo60 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its fear of technology, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.009 billion Neo60ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Neo60ian economy, worth 634 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,601 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Punitive tariffs protect local industry, it is illegal to liberate slaves, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, and a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo60's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Neo60 is ranked 47,602nd in the world and 879th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Stationary, with 925.99872680488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neo60 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Neo60, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
- : Following new legislation in Neo60, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits.
- : Following new legislation in Neo60, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
- : Following new legislation in Neo60, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
- : Following new legislation in Neo60, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
- : Neo60 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Neo60 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Neo60, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
- : Following new legislation in Neo60, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.