The Best Girl of Neo381 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.206 billion Neo381ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 34.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Neo381ian economy, worth 666 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,466 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, and Neo381ian political exiles populate the near abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo381's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Neo381 is ranked 285,703rd in the world and 8,314th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Safest, scoring 14.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Neo381 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Neo381, Neo381ian political exiles populate the near abroad.
- : Following new legislation in Neo381, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
- : Following new legislation in Neo381, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
- : Following new legislation in Neo381, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them.
- : Following new legislation in Neo381, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris.
- : Following new legislation in Neo381, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in Neo381, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in Neo381, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
- : Following new legislation in Neo381, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
