Population | 6.145 billion |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | kiwi |
The Mute icecream waifu of Neo1 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.145 billion Neo1ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.3%.
The powerhouse Neo1ian economy, worth 554 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,286 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime is a serious problem. Neo1's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Neo1 is ranked 47,425th in the world and 710th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Stationary, with 926.0363517808 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neo1, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
- : Following new legislation in Neo1, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Neo1, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas.
- : Following new legislation in Neo1, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
- : Neo1 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Neo1, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Kiwi Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
- : Following new legislation in Neo1, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.
- : Following new legislation in Neo1, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in Neo1, the Neo1 City Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section.
- : Following new legislation in Neo1, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping.