The Union of Neo-Soviet Socialist Republics is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Yaroslav Golodov with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.532 billion soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.1%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Neo-Soviet economy, worth 85.2 trillion soviet rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,601 soviet rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 165,813 per year while the poor average 14,599, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty, the fate of the world literally rests on General Secretary Yaroslav Golodov's fingers, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and a serf by any other name works just as hard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Soviet Socialist Republics's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo-Soviet Socialist Republics is ranked 33,712^th in the world and 13^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Conservative, scoring 80.17 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.