The Second Soviet Union of Neo-Slavia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the chief of state Aleksander Wójciński with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.45 billion Slavs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aleksandrowo. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slavic economy, worth a remarkable 2,091 trillion denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 155,522 denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, angry men scowl at each other across chess boards, and rumour has it the chief of state Aleksander Wójciński needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Slavia's national animal is the proboscis monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Slavic National Christian Church.

Neo-Slavia is ranked 11,705^th in the world and 12^th in New Warsaw Pact for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.26 law-abiding acts per hour.