The Holy Pink Lucky Kingdom of Neo-Hermitius is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The greatest man alive with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.772 billion Neo-Hermitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hermitia. The average income tax rate is 65.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Hermitian economy, worth 259 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 146,494 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

People are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support The greatest man alive, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication, and disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Hermitius's national animal is the Reindeer Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is SKIBIDI TOLIETISM.

Neo-Hermitius is ranked 26,179^th in the world and 1^st in Hermitius for Highest Average Incomes, with 146,494.89 Standard Monetary Units.