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Highest Crime Rates: 2,235thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,811thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,213th
The Free Land of
Anarchy
The market is free, but you can't have over 10,000,000$
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Neo-Connecticut

Population661 million

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalPitbull

The Free Land of Neo-Connecticut is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 661 million Neo-Connecticutians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The powerhouse Neo-Connecticutian economy, worth 44.4 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 67,183 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Neo-Connecticut City Times is sold out, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neo-Connecticut's national animal is the Pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo-Connecticut is ranked 69,603rd in the world and 28th in Hiyamashu for Nudest, with 164 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2,235thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,811thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,213thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,796thMost Armed: 8,293rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 13,734thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,352ndFattest Citizens: 16,662ndHighest Drug Use: 20,780th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Connecticut, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Connecticut, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Connecticut, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Connecticut, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Neo-Connecticut City Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Connecticut, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Connecticut, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Connecticut, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Connecticut, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Connecticut, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Connecticut, interest in globalism never flags.

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