by Max Barry

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,076thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,648thRudest Citizens: 3,209th
The Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Neo-Capitalism, Best Capitalism
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Neo-Capitalism

Population628 million

CapitalCorporate City

CurrencyUS Dollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The Empire of Neo-Capitalism is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 628 million Neo-Capitalists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Capitalist economy, worth 89.2 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,061 US Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,067,854 per year while the poor average 5,418, a ratio of 197 to 1.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBNC Governor goes house hunting, Leader's new android secretary is the latest media darling, and the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Capitalism's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neo-Capitalism is ranked 6,413th in the world and 234th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 410.61 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,076thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,648thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,209thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,849thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,098thLargest Retail Industry: 4,325thMost Influential: 4,516thFattest Citizens: 6,162ndMost Avoided: 6,413thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,787thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,407thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,950thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,081stMost Efficient Economies: 13,457thMost Cultured: 14,726thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,308thHighest Average Incomes: 15,320thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,751stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,745thLargest Mining Sector: 17,842ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,604thMost Pro-Market: 18,708th
Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 41st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 54th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 138th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 164th in the regionRudest Citizens: 182nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 219th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 222nd in the regionMost Avoided: 234th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 385th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 517th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 525th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 550th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 600th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 637th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 672nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 695th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 700th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 723rd in the regionMost Cultured: 725th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 731st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 820th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, Leader's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Neo-Capitalism was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBNC Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Neo-Capitalism was reclassified from "Free-Market Paradise" to "Right-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Bald Eagle hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.

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