by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,257thFattest Citizens: 6,342ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,169th
The Republic of
Right-wing Utopia
Might Makes Right
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population914 million


The Republic of Nemuidere is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 914 million Nemuidereans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The powerhouse Nemuiderean economy, worth 50.2 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 54,910 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

A signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all, unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, and the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nemuidere's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Nemuidere is ranked 7,169th in the world and 2nd in Cherry Blossom Kiss for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 6,427.37 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,257thFattest Citizens: 6,342ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,169thMost Primitive: 9,678thLargest Mining Sector: 12,371stTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 25,898th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the region

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