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Most Inclusive: 14thMost Secular: 24thMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd
The People's Woodlands of
Left-wing Utopia
We're crab people now?
Influence
Handshaker
Polls Officer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Nelvana III

Population15.937 billion

CapitalWild Willow
LeaderBeverly Crusher

CurrencyJay's barbecue potato chip
AnimalPoliwag

The People's Woodlands of Nelvana III is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Beverly Crusher with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.937 billion Nelvanans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wild Willow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nelvanan economy, worth a remarkable 5,714 trillion Jay's barbecue potato chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 358,586 Jay's barbecue potato chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull. Crime is totally unknown. Nelvana III's national animal is the Poliwag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nelvana III is ranked 193rd in the world and 2nd in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Governments, scoring 88.98 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Inclusive: 14thMost Secular: 24thMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rdMost Pacifist: 50thNicest Citizens: 62ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 63rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 69thMost Developed: 80thLongest Average Lifespans: 96thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 101stHealthiest Citizens: 101stLargest Welfare Programs: 102ndMost Beautiful Environments: 110thMost Cultured: 132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 134thSmartest Citizens: 147thHighest Average Tax Rates: 181stBest Weather: 182ndLargest Governments: 193rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 195thMost Rebellious Youth: 197thSafest: 208thHighest Poor Incomes: 216thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 243rdMost Efficient Economies: 278thMost Cheerful Citizens: 385thLargest Information Technology Sector: 497thLowest Crime Rates: 582ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 653rdMost Subsidized Industry: 755thMost Scientifically Advanced: 835thHighest Average Incomes: 1,188thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,253rdHighest Economic Output: 1,658thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,172ndTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,830thMost Income Equality: 6,741stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,592ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,407thMost Stationary: 13,402ndLargest Populations: 14,925thMost Influential: 15,754th
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, hospitals in Nelvana III are too busy serving the needs of Nudist Dreamland to see Nelvanans.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Jay's barbecue potato chip mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.

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