by Max Barry

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The Anti-Apartheid Movement of
Anarchy
We Have Overcome
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela

Population22.565 billion

CapitalCape Town
LeaderPresident
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencyNobel Peace Prize
AnimalFreedom Fighter

The Anti-Apartheid Movement of Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 22.565 billion Nelson Rolihlahla Mandelans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nelson Rolihlahla Mandelan economy, worth a remarkable 5,808 trillion Nobel Peace Prizes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 257,411 Nobel Peace Prizes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,035,320 per year while the poor average 42,830, a ratio of 24.2 to 1.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela's national animal is the Freedom Fighter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela is ranked 292,055th in the world and 743rd in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 8.91 law-abiding acts per hour.

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