The Catpeople's Republic of Nekoni is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Premier Alexander László Monti with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.548 billion Nekonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varea. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nekonese economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion Gens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Soda Sales. Average income is 86,237 Gens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nekoni's national animal is the catperson, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is decided by rolling a d10 every Saturday.

Nekoni is ranked 179,641^st in the world and 70^th in Esportiva for Most Authoritarian, with 385.07 milliStalins.