The Republic of Neigh Mexicolt is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.869 billion Neigh Mexicoltians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Neigh Mexicoltian economy, worth 213 trillion Bits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,369 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neigh Mexicolt's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neigh Mexicolt is ranked 94,883^rd in the world and 420^th in Sunset Shimmer for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.52 law-abiding acts per hour.