The Supreme Peoples Dictatorship of Neeyal is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Our Glorious Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.801 billion Neeyaluese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glorevolutium. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Neeyaluese economy, worth 305 trillion Ration Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,963 Ration Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neeyal's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Our Glorious Leader's personality cult.

Neeyal is ranked 5,490^th in the world and 287^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.24 law-abiding acts per hour.